I don’t like Christmas that much but I love wrapping gifts. I wrapped most of mine today and sweet baby shits I don’t know how to spell people’s kids name. Why people stop naming there kid simple names like Mike, Kim, and Nick. I try looking up how to spell it there’s like thirty fucking ways like come on. My asshole has two nieces that are sister’s and I always get there names messed up but we’ve been together so long I feel like it would be rude to ask know like shit after seven years you’d think I know no I really don’t have a clue. Shit there brother I used to call a differently name cause I didn’t like the name they chose. Obviously they don’t know that but shit always forget his name also. His family is a bunch of weirdos so can’t even use nick names. I use to call my niece Bojangles. My nephews I called one Thompson Leonardo Bloo. Another one Alecia Tameka Jackson. The last one Jumbalaya i just thought the word was fun. The Thompson part is from Hunter S Thompson. Bloo is Bloo regard kookazoo from a cartoon. Alecia is twist on his name yeah for a boy. I’m a dork and like nick names for kids. Plus I watched them a shit ton and we were close.
Tag: funny
Sleep schedule
I cannot get in regular sleep schedule. I don’t know what the hell. Anytime I try to reset my schedule it never works. Other day up all night and day and went to bed around nine I woke up at one like what the hell. Same shit yesterday I tried going to bed later like almost 11 I woke up at three been up since. It sucks being up all night. I can’t make any noise I basically just watch videos on my phone it’s boring. I been trying to sell shit online it is horrible. Even when I try to give shit away for free people just flake out. What is wrong with people I tried to give shit away and had over ten people message me all said would pick up then they flake out. If anyone was offering me something I wanted I would be there. Being up all the time I’ve notice some weird shit about my shitty neighbors. My one nieghbors only ever make noises at three in the morning to fight for hour. My lower neighbor only seems to make noise when he thinks we’re asleep. Like seriously as soon as we get quite he blast very repetitive music like same three notes for an hour. Also in ever hear anyone having sex not like I want to but most of my nieghbors are in relationships. Are people just having silent sex. Like how do you not make any noises. Also people must shower as soon as I get in shower. I took shower other night at three thirty but still someone instantly starting using water. So fuck it Im switching to baths. Now I watch videos in the tub. So suck it water stalkers now I take a hour long bath. It’s fucking awesome.
Silver foxes
I was watching something with my daughter and it had a silver fox in it. The man was cute when he was younger but now he’s sexy as hell. As I get older and older the more I like silver foxes. Yeah men in there mid twenties are cute but I don’t really consider them sexy. I really don’t care about body as long as no beer belly. I love a silver fox. Even know there very hard to see in the wild. I can still hope. Here are some famous silver foxes.
Another thing I’m liking is facial hair. In my twenties I was fuck no shave that shit you lumberjack. Now I’m like yeah sexy hairy beast. WARNING OVERLY TRUE STORY. Ok I was at my job and it was no shave November and this one guy walking around looking real good facial hair and weirdest shit popped into my mind. I thought about liking chili off his facial hair. Yes fucking chili like what the fuck. Like why chili it’s like the least sexy food. Fucking chili been years I’m still like why girl why.
This weird shit men are doing were there trying to look like lumberjack bikers is not hot look rediculous. Think it’s called lumbersexual. So stupid totally not my thing but you dudes do you. Also most o these men wear insanely tight pants and have a bit of a belly. I randomly see these in the wild and pants too tight no room for nothing. Like none. Must be tiny.
Feel like this shit is mark of a asshole
Plans
Fucking no point for me to make plans ever. I can ass my asshole if he planning on doing anything he just says no nothing at all. Ok I’m going to take bath, clean and sew. Yeah I’m weird I like getting clean to clean I don’t get it either but gets me in mood. I take bath then all the sudden he says lets go get food. Ok let’s go we go as getting food says I got to go get my check. Ok do that been an fucking hour. Now he wants to go pickup his jacket he left at friends. Ok fine we’ll do that since we’re fifteen minutes away. So we go he goes in he’s inside for over thirty minutes while I wait in the car. Just picking up a jacket. Then he cons me into going to his other friends house so he can check out his boat. His friends are shitty not surprising assholes travel in packs. Ok end up staying at his friends house where they completely ignore the fact they have two kids and it’s basically me only one around the kids. So about six hours later finally getting home. I don’t get to do what I planned on doing I basically just sat waiting for someone all day. This shit happens all the time. When I don’t want to go he’ll complain for legit fucking hours. If I still won’t go he’ll put off till I will go. The man acts like he can’t do shit unless I’m there. Its been years and still don’t get this shit. I usually rather do shit by myself. Fucking people end of rant
Tv shows
- The Ranch love the dad
- Blacks books funny
- Golden girls halarious as fuck I’m a Sofia mother fucker
- Murder she wrote because I’m a old lady in heart and she’s a badass
- Pushing daisies so cute love the decor and costumes
- Arrested development first three seasons don’t watch the rest
- Poirot love that little penguin man cute and love mysteries
- Miss Marple same as Poirot but onld lady and not that many episodes
- Miss Fisher murder mysteries cute love the decor and clothes if you rewatch she’s kinda a ho and its annoying
- Honestly if you watch SNL on YouTube it’s better because mostly only funny shit if you watch on the entire episode it’s like maybe 40% funny.
- Grim pretty good but went on too long not done watching it in the beginning it was ok this is cute but they kept taking up a notch then your just like what the fuck is this. No no ends bs so f this show
- Spy is halarious as fuck watch it
- Better off Ted halarious
- Reno 911 funny stupid
More but these are pretty good
Added Sherlock is good sister shit is stupid
Love watching old Sherlock Holmes
shit life 