Gift wrapping season

I don’t like Christmas that much but I love wrapping gifts. I wrapped most of mine today and sweet baby shits I don’t know how to spell people’s kids name. Why people stop naming there kid simple names like Mike, Kim, and Nick. I try looking up how to spell it there’s like thirty fucking ways like come on. My asshole has two nieces that are sister’s and I always get there names messed up but we’ve been together so long I feel like it would be rude to ask know like shit after seven years you’d think I know no I really don’t have a clue. Shit there brother I used to call a differently name cause I didn’t like the name they chose. Obviously they don’t know that but shit always forget his name also. His family is a bunch of weirdos so can’t even use nick names. I use to call my niece Bojangles. My nephews I called one Thompson Leonardo Bloo. Another one Alecia Tameka Jackson. The last one Jumbalaya i just thought the word was fun. The Thompson part is from Hunter S Thompson. Bloo is Bloo regard kookazoo from a cartoon. Alecia is twist on his name yeah for a boy. I’m a dork and like nick names for kids. Plus I watched them a shit ton and we were close.