ok been a minute since I put anything up but OMG. Jumping past the last couple months where everything in my life changed. But ok talking to someone he’s not really my type but he was nice and sweet and treated me respectfully. Ok I got horny and wanted actual person. He came over and my God it was beyond bad. I’m talking terrible terrible kisser. Everything was terrible and I mean terrible. Ok he goes downstairs for me and i don’t know what the hell he thinks he’s doing but doing absolutely nothing for me. He acts like it’s a mystery where it is. Then he can’t open the condom which is lame but he couldn’t even open the box. The fucking box like wtf. I open it then open the condom he acts like he’s never put one on and ask me to do it. Like what the actual hell. Ok then there is another problem ok yeah he’s not big. Which I’m not shitting on him for but he’s not even hard. Like nothing at all. There is more bone in a worm. So I put the condom on the tiny worm and he just puts it near the area and starts moving. Like what do you think you can fake poke a vagina. Don’t think so buddy. Ok then I get him to use his finger. Which omg must of been a first for him. But honestly being the pro I am I get off. So applaud for me. But everything was terrible. I told him to grab my tits and he smashed them around. I felt like I was screwing someone that has never had sex, never seen people have sex and just did what he imagined would be good. It really really really really really was not. Then omg he wouldn’t leave. He took me to get food because he was hungry and thirsty. He didn’t eat so that was fucking awkward. Then he also didn’t get drink. Like why I only came because you said you wanted to go. Everything was awkward and terrible. I kept telling him I was tired and he didn’t want to leave. So bad I wrapped presents hoping he would get bored and leave but he just sat there and watched me. Just terrible terrible terrible like what the hell.